Okay. I’ve noticed some shit here on tumblr that drives me fucking insane.

Does the above picture tip you off what it might be? Have any guesses?

I’ll tell you; it’s those pony screen buddies and those music players I see so damn often. And let me make this shit clear right now to all you shithead dweebs that choose to use one or both of these on your blog: fucking stop.

First of all: the pony screen buddies. They aren’t cute. They don’t make your stupid little blog look cute. All they are is a nuisance I have to constantly drag out of my way if I want to see/read anything. It’s an absolute fucking joke, and I cringe every single time I see that “loading ponies” bar that takes it’s sweet time to load your 6+ horses to prance about your screen in an uncontrollable fashion and annoy the shit out of me. Do you HONESTLY think everyone wants to look at these bloody things when browsing through reblogs? Do you really need to look at those little pastel shits every time you scroll through your own tumblr? What’s the goddamn point? It’s understandable you want to personalize you’re own blog, but do you have to do it in a way that’s so annoying?

Second off, is that audio player that plays music whenever you view someone’s page. PLEASE have the courtesy to understand that not everyone who’s browsing tumblr wants to hear dubstep,or some pony remix song, or whatever the hell you have on the damn thing, I don’t care what it is. People such as myself often enjoy listening to music when browsing the web and nothing is more aggravating when listening to a song you like only to be interrupted by some stupid audio ad, or someone’s page playing it’s own music. 

I realize I’m being an ass about it, but what fucking excuse do you have for having these damned pests present on your blog?